1 part Cranberry Juice
1 part Orange Juice
1 bottle Champagne
Combine all ingredients in an iced punch bowl. Serve cold.
I drink it when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and I drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it, unless I'm thirsty."